And I Still Didn't Do It Justice

Rick Rude/Arn Anderson/Bobby Eaton/Larry Zbyszko/Steve Austin v Sting/Ricky Steamboat/Barry Windham/Dustin Rhodes/Nikita Koloff (WCW 17/5/92)

--It’s War Games and it’s one of the fieriest matches ever. I’ve never *really* seen the 1991 War Games as a match that’s really a super classic or anything, but this sure as hell was and I hope it got me warmed up for yet another 1991 re-watch (which I’ve watched probably four or five times). Maybe the build up to 1991 will help since I got a ton of the references in this one because of the rest of the Dangerous Alliance set. Austin starts for the Alliance and that prompts Sting’s team to get Windham in their since they’re feuding over the TV Title and Windham would love to get Austin alone in a cage to tear him apart. And he does, using that taped fist he’s had the whole year from being crushed with a car door, running Austin’s head into the cage and chewing on Austin’s bleeding face for five really quick minutes. I was thinking the whole beat down how cool it would be if the Alliance get desperate and set Rude in their early, and to my damned surprise they did, and Jim Ross’ reaction was great; “aw the heavy hitter; it’s the Unites States Champion”. It’s obvious the heels were getting the coin toss but for Rude to come in was just perfect. They obviously even the playing field as well. Well, 2-on-1 isn’t even, but Austin’s on the floor trying to gather himself so it works. Rude’s nailing away at Windham who’s still got enough fire power to strike back at certain points but there’s not enough he can do to keep them both down when Austin gets up. You get what’s expected after the next two minute period, Steamboat comes to *literally* even the playing field and is running through both Rude and Austin and then Windham recovers himself and the crowd just swallow every second of it. Enter Arn Anderson, who I thought was pretty much the star player in this thing, he comes in and DDT’s Windham and plants Steamboat and, naturally, the DA are in control again. Arn and Rude have a cool-looking double Boston Crab on Steamboat and then Dustin’s in and of course he’s whooping everyone and swapping the control over, there was an awesome spot where he gives Austin an atomic drop and Austin’s head hits the roof. Crowd were still burning hot and the two minute periods don’t give them much time to cool down. Zbyszko’s next and he’s having trouble with the rest of the Alliance, and that’s a terrific angle going into this, along with “Is Nikita really one of us; what will he do?”, and it’s so far so good until everyone’s in the ring. I’m not exactly sure where the part where Madusa got up on top of the cage was, but I remember Sting following her up there so it was before he got in. Either it was tremendous. She drops a phone down to Arn and he starts beating it on people’s heads. That phone got lost in the mix somewhere and I don’t know how, but it wasn’t seen from again after that. Sting getting in was particularly awesome, he picks up Rude in the gorilla press and pushes him upward continuously into the cage roof. Nikita’s the final guy for Sting’s team after Eaton comes in with a Madusa-taped fist, and after clocking a couple of DA’s guys, he looks Sting square in the face and you get this certain teased hostility that’s just unspeakably brilliant. Paul E’s yelling something in the background and he seems super excited that Nikita might be a turncoat. Then Arn and Austin try to get Sting from behind and Koloff pushes Sting out of the way so they hit him instead. Koloff still knocks those two over and then goes to Sting and instead of teased hostility we get hand clasping and hugging and a fiery, fiery crowd. So everyone’s in and it’s like your natural battle royal but there’s tons of blood, two rings, two cages, people coming off the tope rope, and spots like Arn’s head being put between the two rings by Windham and bounced up and down. Rude actually gets his head shoved there as well and he’s getting his legs pulled in different directions like a pair of scissors. I loved the spot where Zbyszko was throwing punches and he gets so exhausted that after getting the guy down he just collapses himself. The Dangerous Alliance spend some amount of time trying to take out one of the turnbuckles, and when they eventually get it off, you get Zbyszko holding the metal rod of it and Eaton holding Sting for Larry to hit him. And with Zbyszko having heat with the Alliance already, you KNOW what’s coming. Sting sways and Eaton’s arm gets plastered. Larry’s down and Sting makes Eaton submit with the armbar. With all the shit going on the crowd don’t even realise it until the announcement that Sting’s team won was made. The Dangerous Alliance are riding Zbyszko’s arse for costing them the victory and he gets shoved by a couple of people a couple of times, and Dangerously even goes to strike him from behind before Larry turned around. When it comes right down to it I’d probably have some matches above this one that other won’t, but that takes nothing away from the fact that this is an excellent, excellent match and arguably the best match for a company in a year where they were the best company in the world. Words won’t do this sort of match justice.